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(Unknown) Comedy

You know what I like about Manhattan? No mosquitos.

04.06.2004, 00:04 / (Unknown) Comedy

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You mean a walk back in? That´s the toughest move in the business. You´re sending me out into no man´s land and if I get shot I have to crawl all the way back.

02.06.2004, 21:38 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Das Familiengericht

Zeuge (zum Angeklagten): ...aber das was du meiner Tochter angetan hast, das ist wirklich unmöglich!
Angeklagter (zum Zeugen): Ach hör doch auf, du Weihnachtsmann!
Zeuge (zum Angeklagten): Du bist der Weihnachtsmann!
Richterin (zu beiden): JETZT HÖREN SIE ABER BEIDE MAL AUF MIT DIESEN SCHIMPFWÖRTERN!!!

15.05.2004, 14:23 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Smith & Jones

I stood there looking and he´s burgling me fucking out.

14.05.2004, 15:53 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

Bozo´s out, he´s finished. It´s all over for Bozo.

10.05.2004, 22:34 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

Bunkers, the cat.

10.05.2004, 15:24 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

The phone rings.
Caller: “Hi, would yu be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance Service?”
J.: “Oh gee, I can´t talk right now. Why don´t you give me your home number and I´ll call you later.”
Caller: “I´m sorry, we´re not allowed to do that.”
J.: “I guess, you don´t want people calling you at home.”
Caller: “No.”
J.: “Well, now you know how I feel.”
J. hangs up.

06.05.2004, 15:38 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

Karma Kramer?

04.05.2004, 15:50 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

Do dreams require liquid?

03.05.2004, 15:17 / (Unknown) Comedy

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Jerry

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